I talked to a pathetic loser with a little dicklette this morning, who was convinced that if he just tried hard enough, his “cock”- his term for that limp, tiny piece of flesh between his legs, not mine- would be able to please women. All I could do was laugh hysterically at his attempts to convince Me that he was right!

Little Dick Man

Of course, the harder I laughed at his attempts to convince Me, the more animated he became! He told me that he was sure if he pumped really hard and fast, he would make up for his shortness, which was met with more laughter! Then he said well, he could always put on one of those extenders… that girls would be happy with that, wouldn’t they? Again, I had to remind him that if girls wanted to feel silicone cocks inside them, they would use a dildo. When girls want to feel real cocks inside them, they find real men to fuck!

Creampie Eating Slut

After what seemed like hours of laughing at the excuses and rationalizations the lil’ dick man, I finally broke him and made him realize the only way he can please a woman is with his tongue as a cream pie slute or as her bend over bitch! By the time I finished with the lil’ dick man, he was no longer trying to convince me that his cock was worthy or my attention. Instead he was convinced that worthless lil wad of flesh was good for nothing but rubbing through a pair of panties while eating creampie pussy!

That’s all for now, pets… and remember…. here at Forced Bi Academy- if you don’t already suck, you WILL!

Toodles,
Empress Hunter