First let me preface this by saying I will suck a dick if I want to. I’m just not sucking yours. Without giving too much away, let’s get into the top ten reasons why a cuckoldress won’t suck your dick. Because I think you guys have delusional fucking expectations of what cuckolding is.
Top Ten Reasons Why A Cuckoldress Won’t Suck Your Dick
The most obvious reason is because your dick is small, so let’s just knock number one out and get it out of the way, little dick cuckold. A woman wanting to suck your dick must be inspired. Being a man doesn’t automatically qualify you for blowjobs, and I know that the majority of you lie about your dick size and you’re nowhere near 14 inches even if you tied you penis to a golf cart and put a boulder on the gas pedal. Little dicks lack the length, depth, and girth for a cuckoldress to do more than laugh it.
Your Penis Isn’t Small But Your Brain Is The Size Of A Fruit Fly
Sometimes the real reason you aren’t getting your dick sucked has to do with your entitled attitude and views on women in general. No woman wants to suck the dick of some overinflated egotistical pea brain who sees women as objects and property. Furthermore you’re confusing cuckolding with that hot wife, cheating, gang bang porn fantasy that has nothing to do with cuckolding. Also you’re lame.
You’re A Cuckold Who Wants To Dominate The Scene
Cuckoldresses are dominant women. They don’t fucking take orders from bitches who watch too much porn and can’t get it up without viagra. Now there are some instances where a cuckoldress might actually WANT to suck your dick while she’s getting fucked by her lover. But just so we’re clear I’m not that kind of cuckoldress and I will in fact punch you hard in the balls.
You’re A Cocky Fuckwad Who Calls Himself A Cuckold Bull
Once again, obnoxious arrogant men who expect to get their dicks pleased from a Dominant Cuckoldress are going to find they fall short in the appeal department. I don’t care how big your dick is if you turn me off as soon as you open your mouth. Furthermore most men who call themselves cuckold bulls and/or Doms are in fact repulsive creeps.
You Don’t Respect Boundaries
Let’s just say a woman does want to do a scene or fulfill a fantasy with you, but has laid out her ground rules and you ignore them. Oops! You just screwed yourself out of a good time pal! I see a lot of orgasm denial in your future.
You Believe Everything You See In Porn
I know there’s a specific seedy little corner of Femdom porn that caters to men’s fantasies. And there may even be some women into that sort of thing. So I’m just gonna inform you that women do not enjoy having a bunch of cocks rammed in all their holes, the same way a sissy “thinks” they would. Most of those are exaggerated outlooks, and I personally would like to nut punch whoever directed those. As for men who believe what they see in porn, I’m going to do something to you that will forever be burned into your memory and you will in fact learn your lesson in that regard if I have anything to do with it.
She’s Just Not In The Mood
Newsflash, some women don’t want your penis in their mouth. There’s nothing you can do to change that. When her mood changes maybe if you are polite and ask nicely that will change.
You Smell Bad – Eeew!
If your penis smells like a turtle tank and she starts retching violently the deal’s off dude. Ball washing is not just for golf balls! And if you’re uncircumsized please pull the skin back and clean it before you expect anyone to put their mouth on it.
You Have An Ugly Penis
Welp… It is sadly possible that your dick is just ugly.
She Just Doesn’t Like Giving Head
Just like men who claim they don’t eat pussy, there are women who don’t suck dick. So there’s a chance she’s totally into cuckolding and loves being a cuckoldress, just not into blowjobs. Too bad so sad, sucks to be you.
Are There Cuckold Femdoms Who Enjoy Sucking Dick?
Sure! Like I said, just not yours. LOL! Don’t feel bad, we can discuss the ways you can increase your chances of inspiring mouth to penis, and how to politely ask for head without getting bitchslapped. Clue: Don’t shove it in her face, obviously that may not end well for you, and you may wake up in the ER with a fuzzy recollection of how you got there. If you would like more cuckolding tips or to find out how to get into a real life cuckold relationship oooorrrrrr roleplay a fantasy, call me! Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Goddess Brighton. I understand your penis is your entire world, and I want to help you grasp that you’re the only person who feels that way.
FUCK OFF!!!!!
Mistress Brighton
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